Stupid Shit Happens With Ebinem

i was on a boat with micheal bolton amd jack sparrow. i had a 3 way with lady gaga and a mermaid. bolton came down and saw me and jizzed in his pants. when i finished i jumped on the bed and i did the creep with nikki and saying we like sports. shy ronnie came with rihana and they just had sex.then reba came over on her dolphin and andy samburg was saying his dick was in a box. then julian casablancas stopped by with is boombox high.then of course seth rogen coming down like a boss.then will ferral blow up a plane but he told me he is too cool to look at it. justin stopped by and he told me we should fuck eachothers moms.that is the lonely island story